hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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