He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
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