I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
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I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
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I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...