Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Randomize