Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
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