I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
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My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
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Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
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