She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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