dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
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Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
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My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
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