How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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