was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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