Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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