you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
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