She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
Randomize
