she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
Dear Penis Owner...our records show that you are overdue for servicing...please contact our friendly associates to schedule a thoroughly satisfying experience today...operators are standing by...
Almost screamed "GO FISH MOTHER FUCKER" at the girl I nanny today. Drunken card games shouldn't bleed into my sober life.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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