Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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