party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
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i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
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I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
Is it a coincidence that the reminder on my phone to take my birth control is "I'm ready to party" from Bridesmaids?
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
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