guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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