LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
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It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
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Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
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