My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
Drunk me really needs to stop 1. telling every attractive dude in a relationship that monogamy isn't real 2. Proposing threesomes with them and their girlfriends
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
Randomize
