can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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