Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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