People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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