brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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