I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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