Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
Somedays I wish I were a bird. Then people wouldn't be so grossed out when I vomit
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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