so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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