I am puke
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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