yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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