Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.