just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
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i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
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YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
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