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yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side

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(603): yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side http://tfl.nu/thqa

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If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.

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(610): If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups. http://tfl.nu/xgvv

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I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.

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(845): I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News. http://tfl.nu/qk7t

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Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...

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(302): Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me... http://tfl.nu/1vvy

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So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.

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(602): So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw. http://tfl.nu/cazb

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(585): View more from New York

Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.

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(585): Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either. http://tfl.nu/3i4x

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i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers

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(617): i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers http://tfl.nu/ovgd

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I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex

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(702): I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex http://tfl.nu/r82f

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Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.

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(978): Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea. http://tfl.nu/15nf

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I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.

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(603): I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall. http://tfl.nu/67xg

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Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.

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(413): Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion. http://tfl.nu/ppkx

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I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first

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(412): I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first http://tfl.nu/vbea

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Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.

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(413): Still at home. Videotaping hamsters. http://tfl.nu/3tt2

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I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural

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YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT

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(239): I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural (407): YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT (239): .......... http://tfl.nu/j8fw

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I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers

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I wanted to have tiny guns for tits

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(506): I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers (506): I wanted to have tiny guns for tits http://tfl.nu/ic3h

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