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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection

  (781): View more from Massachusetts

  I hate that ur telling me this.

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• (530): View more from California

  As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.

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• (650): View more from California

  Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3

  (906): View more from Michigan

  Omg sara

  (920): View more from Wisconsin

  I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty

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• (818): View more from California

  Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!

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• (714): View more from California

  especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny

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• (250): View more from British Columbia

  was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?

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• (250): View more from British Columbia

  This can only be settled by a dance off.

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.

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  Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?

  (401): View more from Rhode Island

  Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify

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