If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...