idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
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when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
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Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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