Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
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