Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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