the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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