I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
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