Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
So much Jack, so little girl.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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