I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
Randomize