I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
I just found a bag of teeth...
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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