Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
Thank you for not boning my boss.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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