it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
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