After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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