when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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