Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
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