i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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