Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
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