i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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