is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
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