she peed on how many people?
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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