addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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