Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's official drugs can't kill me
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
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