i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
why does every cop we meet know your name?
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
Randomize