I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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