Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
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