Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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