Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
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