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• (586): View more from Michigan

  I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.

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• (806): View more from Texas

  Two words Indian burn...

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  What did she think it was, a shake weight?

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..

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• (619): View more from California

  She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...

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• (240): View more from Maryland

  To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light

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• (208): View more from Idaho

  I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless

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• (520): View more from Arizona

  dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest

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• (604): View more from British Columbia

  I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"

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• (917): View more from New York City

  Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist

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• (864): View more from South Carolina

  So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it

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• (551): View more from New Jersey

  Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack

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