Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
is it fun? or sober?
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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