Where did you get a picture of my penis
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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