Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
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you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
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LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
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