okay pat passed out under dana's car
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
Randomize